Pick Me! Pick Me!

So 22 Words is hosting a contest for the best kid story to be told in 22 words (Are you seeing the connection?). If you win you get two great Bible story books (UPDATE: We WON!). I am submitting the following entry about my nephew because every time I think of it I smile. I of course will share my prize with this crazy kid if I win. It is difficult to summarize a story in 22 words, but here is my try.

White knuckles. Bad roads. Absolutely NO stopping.

Kyron (Age 3): "Is it OK to poop your pants if you already peed them?"